Sugar-coating, Part One

I propose to remove all floral language from our day-to-day lives.

Instead of ordering a grande latte, I will now order a 'big milk.'

When I go out to clean my water feature, I will call it my 'puddle.'

Decor will now be 'stuff.'  As in 'look at my stuff.'

Pilates, yoga, P90X, aquarobics, cardio, and all other forms of exercise will go under the umbrella of 'working out.'

Brunch will be eliminated altogether.  Just stop it.

Chance of precipitation will revert to 'it's gonna rain.  Maybe.'

Canine companion will be 'dog.'

Now, you must excuse me.  I need to go and figure out how 'Facebook' became a verb.