Disclaimer: These are the thoughts that pollute my brain most of the time. My brain and I both apologize.
Connie. Constance.
Bonnie. Bonstance?
Jim. James.
Tim. Tames? (or Jimothy for that matter.)
Brad. Bradley.
Chad. Chadley?
Bill. William.
Jill. Jilliam?
Nic. Nicolas.
Rick. Rickolas? (or Nichard, I guess.)
Again, I apologize, but these are the things that keep me up at night. That, and several cups of coffee. And a two-year-old.
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